I laugh in the face of danger… then I hide until it goes away.
Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3, Season 1, 1997
When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
God, Futurama, Episode 20, Season 3, 2002
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Episode 1, Season 2, 2004
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Carver:
See, that's why we can't win.
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Herk:
Why not?
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Carver:
They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.
The game is out there and it’s either play or get played.
Omar Little, The Wire, Episode 8, Season 1, 2002
A man must have a code.
The Bunk, The Wire, Episode 7, Season 1, 2002
Nothing but trouble.
Lesson here, ‘Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss.
Omar Little, The Wire, Episode 8, Season 1, 2002
San Francisco?! I asked you to find an actor from Middle America, a real person.
You’re not going to find him in the People’s Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
You’re not going to find him in the People’s Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Episode 3, Season 4, 2009
Next thing you know I’m wearing absolutely nothing. Except for my socks. And you know when I’m down to just my socks, what time it is: it’s time for business.
Business Time, Flight of the Conchords, 2007
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can’t take the sky from me.
The Ballad Of Serenity, Firefly, 2002
I’m not living. I’m just killing time. Your tiny hands. Your crazy kitten smile.
True Love Waits, I Might Be Wrong: Live Recordings, Radiohead, 2001
George [Takei], I had no idea it would be so rough on you tonight. They really ripped you a new one. I’m sure you’ll find use for it though… the guy’s been trying to suck my cock for 40 years. George, for the last time: I will not let you suck my cock!
William Shatner, Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner, 2006
My dear girl, I’m a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty
Leonard McCoy, Star Trek, Episode 15, Season 1, 1967
